Funny Automobile Sayings/Stickers

[SvicksTc]

List up some of the funny things you heard about cars or funny sayings in reference to cars this can included stickers and decals such as the calvin pissin on the v-tec etc...

examples:

Why V-tec when there is VVTL-i
Boost gets you Laid
Blow the driver not the Truck
Traction is for the Slow
V-Tec= Virtual Torque less Economy Car
Spraying N02 is like having sex with a hot girl with STD's you want to hit it but are afraid of the consquences *or something like that*
Turbo Lag was created to give V-8s a Chance
Imports are like Tampons every P*ssy has one


Lets hear em.....

[Eclipse GSX 61]

Being Blown is Better... PERIOD

[Instigator1225]

Boost for boobies!!!!!

[tdmopar59]

v-tec.... all the lag without the turbo!

[SvicksTc]

So your saying your Honda (or any car with...) has 1.8 liters where my Mt. Dew has 2

[TGilb2007]

If you ain't rubbin', you ain't dubbin ...
GO WIDE - One for the strech tires crowd

[Elliott18t]

So your saying your Honda (or any car with...) has 1.8 liters where my Mt. Dew has 2

heyyyy.... the 1.8t Nevar loses! :roll::devil:

[Scapegoat]

i'm gonna get a bumper sticker made that says, "car section is that way" with this url: http://www.tristatetuners.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=29

[Honest_Bob]

Someone on here with a blue wrx had one of those green ribbon stickers that said "I love pancakes". Pearl maybe?? I still laugh when I think about it.

[012.5RS]

Big boys get blown, baby's get the bottle.

when i finally get my blown 77 t/a i want(yea i know mullet) I'm gonna get a sticker that says something like: dont worry... its just a loose fan belt.

[Foolinaround]

On a quiet night,you can hear a chevy rust.

[Willdue]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2633/31/17/1025194986/n1025194986_30451722_3944995.jpg

[81rabbitd]

whoever said there was no replacement for displacement must have never seen a turbo

[wil524]

Band-aid looking sticker with "Stupid Hurts", seen it on crack bumpers and lips

[BradC]

whoever said there was no replacement for displacement must have never seen a turbo

False.

[nissan240syan]

Im not a drifter i just crash a lot :)

[mg23]

torque is how hard you hit the wall, horsepower is how far you take the wall with you

[240sxDann]

"I missed second and my vtec didn't engage! Stupid AFC!"

Oh wait thats ricer excuses, wrong thread.

[TGilb2007]

No bags No Switches No Fat Bitches


Another slammed car one (for static drops only)

[turbotC]

saw this one on a blown c5 vette

"As I walk through the valley of rice, I fear no turbo"

[Foolinaround]

No bags No Switches No Fat Bitches


I want this in a banner to hang up in my living room.

[abrok99]

"if in doubt, flat out" the late colin mcrae.

[RSX Type-Slow]

^^ or the similar drift motto...

"when in doubt, power out"

[FazdaGt]

i've been debating putting this nonchalantly on the vette somewhere, but im undecided:

"Daddy didn't buy it"

License plate frame on a supra:

"don't make me hurt your feelings"

[turb0baby]

"built, not bought"

on my friends v-dub:
"no free rides - gas or ass!"

[ILLJIM69]

i've been debating putting this nonchalantly on the vette somewhere, but im undecided:

"Daddy didn't buy it"


Why? I don't get it.

[240sxDann]

Cuz he is kinda young and worked his ass off to get that vette. Meaning, mommy and daddy didn't buy it for him.

[yellow2000S/R]

whoever said there was no replacement for displacement must have never seen a turbo

Whoever said that must have never seen a turbo on a v8.

[240sxDann]

I just want a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you <3 anal"

[Foolinaround]

I just want a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you <3 forced induction"

fixd for you

[Suckface]

^^ or the similar drift motto...

"when in doubt, power out"

I personally like "Never Lift" better!

[Honduh]

Gas, Grass, or Ass. NO FREE RIDES!